METS HAVE THE LEAGUE JUST WHERE THEY WANT THEM!

It is getting really funny now. The New York Mets are getting so bad that the stink is attractive. Someone should tell the players that they have to play 9 innings and up to 162 games a year, that is in their contract. The fact that they don’t play offense, or defense, and can’t pitch doesn’t preclude them from trying to. Besides, they have that nice new ballpark and pretty hats to wear, and I’m sure a great buffet for after the game.

The explanation is that the Mets have no offense: I find that hard to believe! The relief pitching has been extremely offensive all season long. The defense, use to be ok, is now very offensive, and the hitting… well, offensive.

Since ’07, the Mets considered the Philadelphia Phillies the team to beat, and this season is no different. The Mets were moving along right up to the All-Star break when they had a few days off and noticed that the Phillies had gone the other way, to last place. They discovered they can do something better than the Phillies after all: lose! As of this writing they have finally succeeded, and if they can hang on long enough, and not win too many more games, they can even claim all of last place once again.

Mr. Wilpon

Of course Mets fans are the big losers, since they pay to watch the unwatchable, root for the unrootable, and die with the unlivable team called the New York Mets. Of course we all know who to lay this mess on, the ever-loving Wilpons, who can’t seem to see the writing on the wall, that they can’t win because they don’t know how. The greatest city in the world with the greatest fans, can't catch a break when it comes to the Mets.

That’s all I wrote, folks!